Dante's Inferno Balls

Dante's Inferno Balls
?Abandon hope, all ye who eat this candy.? This combustible confection is so hot, your tongue will wish there was a trap door in the roof of your mouth, so it could climb up into a cool corner of your nostrils. (We just won the "World's Weirdest Sentence Award.")Dante's Inferno Balls comes in an attractive metal box... No, make that a STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL metal box with devils, angels, and Dante h... Learn More+
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