Lump of Coal Bubble Gum

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It's no joke that Santa leaves Naughty kids Lumps of Coal. if you have any doubts ask any bad kid in your neighborhood or just accept this Coal to get accustomed to the big pile you may be getting on Christmas morning. Sure, it may look dusty and inedible but trying it will prove otherwise. Coal may actually be the best gift ever. It tastes like fruit, chews like Bubble Gum, and stores in awesome tin that'll go with you everywhere. Naughty or not, Coal is the best thing a Kid can get, period.

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