The Bacon Button

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If you're like me, the thought of Bacon creeps into your mind at least 1,000 times a day. You may not remember the grocery list or to pick your child up from school but you'll remember you want Bacon. You'll remember where and when the last time you had Bacon was. Bacon will take precedence on a date and become the only love interest you'll be sparking that night. Bacon controls your life and this is a natural fact we must all share. Take the opportunity to call out your Bacon obsession with The Bacon Button. One press and you'll be swimming in rivers of Bacon on your own Bacon raft.

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