Shakespearian Insult Gum

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Listen closely, you lumpish, idle-headed maggot-pie. Thou art a villainous toad if this stupid candy does not make you laugh. Shakespearian Insult Gum looks like a miniature collection of Shakespearian masterpieces. But each 1-inch tall box contains two fruit-flavored gum balls along with a pithy Shakesperian insult. You get 7 little volumes in a miniature bookshelf (making it 14 gumballs and 7 insults). If you're wondering why someone would make such a product, join the club. And if you don't purchase it, you are nothing but a rank, rump-fed wagtail!

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