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Why on earth would we sell Wildlife Gummies? We're not quite sure but they sure are Stupid. These adorable forest animals are homage'd in delicious Gummy Candy. Are these for people who love forests, animals, reindeer, critters, and random stuff? We'll let you decide. Just don't let any wild animals see you eating this candy because it could get ugly. Raccoons will jump from trees, mess up your hair and draw on your face while you sleep. Deer will leap from rooftops and break your windows, bears will pour honey in your washing machine then smash the rest of your windows. Wolves will shred your clothing and vandalize your front door, and moose will give you horrible wedgies.
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